Pogi Points

This pogi point-system was created by Argee Guevarra, a UP law graduate) who

writes a column in Business Day, a newspaper. For

a more contemporary understanding of how to score pogi points, I devised a

system of prescribing pogi points to male accessories and any other

attribute which might significantly contribute to a guy's gross human worth,

exempting any facial distortions. Medyo ni-revise lang namin.

 

THE TRANSPO

1. Driving a car to school which is automatic 10 pogi points.

2. Chaffeur-driven 20 pogi points. Subtract 5 if the rinky dinky

type that regularly breaks down when going out on dates at Jollibee.

3. Add 10 pogi points if brand new.

4. Add 20 if it is a Japanese car and 50 if it is either a Benz or BMW.

5. A Porsche is disqualified from earning points because anyone who owns one

automatically becomes a Richard Gomez clone.

6. No pogi points for those who carpool or who ride the jeep.

7. Plus 30 pogi points if you ride a mountain bike to class

because green is "in". If its a BMX or pedicab, minus 50 pogi points.

THE PEDIGREE

1. If the family name is associated with politics, add 10 pogi points.

2. If its a crony sounding name, subtract 50 pogi points (ill-gotten rep).

3. If the lineage could be traced to a Spanish friar, add another 10

pogi points (tisoy muy bien!)

4. If its a taipan sounding name as in Sy or Gokongwei, add 20 pogi

points.

5. No pogi points for ethnic sounding family names.

THE ADDRESS

1. A Makati address gets an automatic 5 pogi points while an Alabang address
an automatic 10 pogi points.

2. If in Makati , Dasma and Forbes, plus 20, San Lorenzo Village ,Magallanes,  

Bel-Air and  San Antonio Village plus 10.

3. 10 pogi points for New Manila, Greenhills,  San Juan and Valle Verde.

4. No pogi points for those who live in

Corinthian Garden because it's the popular address of

corrupt government officials and generals.

5. In Q.C., 10 pogi points for residents or even dormers of

Xavierville, La Vista, Loyola Grand Villas and Ayala Heights.

6. "Gilage(as in gilid ng La Vista) people", minus 5 pogi points.

7. No pogi points for Looban, Gagalangin, Calumpang, San Andres

Bukid, and Novaliches residents.

THE HIGH SCHOOL

1. A high school diploma in the States or U.K., 20 pogi points (lamang sila sa Inglesan). 

2. Any school abroad, plus 15 pogi points.

3. If an alumnus of any all-boys Catholic school, 10 pogi points.

4. Basta nakatapos ng high school, plus 5 pogi points.

THE SPORT

1. If the guy's into soccer, plus 10 pogi points.

2. Any racket sport ( except ping-pong and pelota), plus 15 pogi points.

3. If engaging in not-so-popular but preppie sports like rowing, fencing,

and archery as well as sepak takraw, arnis, eskrima, sikaran (indigenous

sports are "in" dahil eksotik) plus 20 pogi points.

4. For the golf fanatic, plus 50 pogi points.

5. Polo, 100 pogi points.

6. Billiards, plus 5 pogi points.

7. Basketball, plus 10 pogi points.

8. Sipa, minus 20 points.

THE LUNCH SPOT (kung saan dalas mag-lunch)

1. Mc Do, Jollibee, SR, Tapa King, (kahit anong fastfood) etc. plus 7.5 pogi  points

2. Kenny Rogers, Angelino's, Full House, Chicken Bacolod ,Katip's, Gilligan's, Dencio's, or any restaurant in Katipunan and Libis, plus 10 pogi points.  

3. El Pueblo (Friday's, etc.), St. Francis plus 15 pogi points.

4. The Fort, Dish, Glorietta, Rockwell, plus 20 pogi points.

5. No pogi points for those lugging a thermos lunchbox and a Coleman.

THE ORG

1. AIESEC and its local hybrids that have chapters in DLSU, Ateneo, Miriam,

Assumption and CRC, 20 pogi points.

2. Frats (the Big 7), Pasukuan, 15 pogi points.

3. Basketball, Football Varsity Team and Mountaineers, 10 pogi points (mala

machete kasi ang dating nila).

THE SYOTA

1. If the current squeeze or the former flame is a beauty titlist,

an Absolut girl or one of Manila's Loveliest, automatic 50 pogi points.

2. A campus celebrity or a showbiz denizen, 40 pogi points.

3. If the typical pretty colegiala, 30 pogi points.

4. Any girl, plus 10 pogi points.

5. Kung sinulot sa kaibigan, minus 50 pogi points.

6. A mainstay of That's Entertainment or a soap opera artist,

minus 100 pogi points.

THE POGI INDEX

Mukhacne (pimple na tinubuan ng mukha) - negative pogi points

Presentable - 0-30 pogi points

Mr. Pogi (Eat Bulaga caliber) - 31-50 pogi points

Gwaping - 51-100 pogi points

Istading (Stud, kung baga) - 101-150 pogi points

Whataguy - 151-200 pogi points

Grand Debonair - 201 and above

                            

2006 Most Inspirational Words from People I know…

for security proposes some of the names of the contributors were withheld…

you can try your luck on guessing… besides the initials were given…

“some people made their sense heard… some people just made sense…”

1)       Mr. Steven Lloyd, 12 – “kelan pa ako maglalaro? Kung matanda na ako? (nga naman!)

2)       W. Cruz – “bakit ako mangaalok ng baon ko?? E sakin lng kulang na’to!” (the only Filipino trait he never got from his Filipino roots… hehe)

3)       E Uy – ask on how he handles his 3 wives on such a low salary… “ sinong me sabi na ako ang magttrabaho?? SILA ANG MAGTRABAHO PARA SAKIN!” (nga naman! Why didn’t I think op dat!)

4)       J Lim. – on dating chicks…. “ pare, ang hanap ko quality, hindi quantity!”

5)       A Cruz iii – “hindi ako nanliligaw… masarap lang siyang bigyan ng regalo.. un lng…” (yeah ryt…!)

6)       G. Lim –  (counterstrike session) 

                        Comp: “hostage down!”

                        G: “galaw kc kayo ng galaw e.. buti pa ung mga hostage nakatayo lng…” (hehe)

7)       K. Chow – “Glen, bilin nga pala ni bossing.. wag ka raw mag cCr d2..” (hehe)

8)       Mr. Samson Co – “Sino ba ang tatay!? Ako? O ikaw?” (ang huling alas ng tatay ko sa debate!)

9)       Kuya Ric – “TANGINA! Kung ako makikipagaway… matalo mo ako ngyn… bukas uli! Hanggang manalo ako… tignan ko lng kung d ka mabwisit sakin.. aaraw-arawin kita…” (astig!)

10)    Tatang Tomas – “pinagbabawal nyo ung mga gusto kong kainin… e kelan ko pa kakainin yan? Pag PATAY na ako??”  ( nice point… but wait till you hear item number 11)

11)    Melody (employee ni tatang) – buti sana kapag sinumpong ka PATAY na ka agad e… e kaso kami nahihirapan sa pag buhay sayo papuntang ospital e! (yemen!?)

12)    GF ni C Lim – “ok lng sakin magbeerhouse kayo…. Basta WAG KANG TITIRA…. ha.. ok? =)” (whoa.. ok…)

13)    Manny P. – “I won bcoz… you know… he thot.. you know.. I was small than him… you know…”

14)    M. arroyo – regarding the presidential suites issue… “It is just right for a man of my status.. asawa ako ng presidente! (nga naman.. anu gusto nyo isipin ng mga kano sa pinas? POOR??)

15)    M G. Sorongon – hindi ko sya mahal! Kulit mo… basta I can’t explain… pero mern syang soft spot d2 sakin…? (soft spot? Anu ka MAMON!?)

I have made a list of 15 pasensya na kc ung iba nakalimutan ko na I write down… but  pag me naalala pa ako.. I’ll update… ciao!

if you guys have remembered anything humorous but sensible words of wisdom please feel free to comment.

Where is your heart?

I don’t believe
In the smile that you leave
When you walk away and say goodbye
Well I don’t expect
The world to move underneath me but for God’s sake could you try
I know that you’re true to me
You’re always there, you say you care
I know that you wanna be mine

[Chorus]
Where is your heart
Cause I don’t really feel you
Where is your heart
What I really want is to believe you
Is it so hard to give me what I need
I want your heart to bleed
And that’s all I’m asking for
Where is your heart?

I don’t understand
Your love is so cold
It’s always me who’s reaching out for your hand
I always dreamed
That love would be effortless
Like a petal falling to the ground
A dreamer following his dream

[Chorus:]

[Bridge:]
It seems so much is left unsaid (so much is left unsaid)
But you can say anything
Oh, anytime you need
Baby, it's just you and me, oh yeah

I know that you're true to me
You're always there, you say you care
I know that you wanna be mine

[Chorus:]

...Where is your heart?

why do we love ba?

y do we love b?

so we can have somebody to talk 2?

someone who can be der pag gus2 natin gumala?

a person na pwedeng manlibre satiin?

taong magbibitbit ng gamit mo?

alalay for short!

eh panu kung di ka nya mahal

would u still love him/her?

would you still continue 2 care 4 dat person?

bakit naman endeeee?

u didnt love love dat person para magkaroon ka ng alalay,

magkaroon ka ng instant meal dahil libre,

taong gagawa ng assignments mo or projects,

or taong mihihila mo if u want to go out...

if dats wat u think about love well sori ang babaw mo,

loving a person doesnt nid 2 hav a criteria

na dapat maganda o guwapo,

dapat mabait or understanding,

kc once u fall inlove u take the risk of accepting dat person

kahit maingay sya ma2log, ung hilik ng hilik

kahit matakaw sya o sobrang fat na indi kau kaysa pag puno ang jeeep!

kahit sobrang moody nya na kulang nalang ay sapakin mo sa inis!

ung sobrang selosa na pati barkada pinagseselosan bad3p dbah?

and ung napaka-arte OA kung baga!

o kahit anu png things

dat would turn u off...

hirap tlaga magmahal trying 2 be perfect kc gus2 mong magtagal

pero endi un ang sagot sa lahat...

ACCEPTING da real person fully

kc if u said na mahal mo sya u dont nid 2find answers

kung y mo sya love...

kc lahat ng tao nagbabago but if u accept dat person

magbago man sya in da middle of

ur

relationship

endi ka masasaktan kc u know dat darating din un..

tsaka tanggap mo sya ng buo...

mahirap gawin pero masarap subukan dahil

wala ng sasaya pa if u let one person feel na

MAHAL NA MAHAL mo sya without asking 4 any return...

den u can say wow un pla ang

LOVE!

The One That Got Away

in your life, you'll make note of a lot of people…

Ones with whom you shared something special…

Ones who will always mean something…

There's the one you first kissed…

The one you first loved…

The one you lost your virginity to…

The one you put on a pedestal…

The one you're with...

And the one that got away.

Who is the one that got away? I guess it's that person with who everything was great, everything was perfect, but the timing was just wrong. There was no fault in the person, there was no flaw in the chemistry… but the cards just didn't fall the right way I suppose. I believe in the fact that ending up with someone, finding a longtime partner that is, does not lie merely in the other person. I can actually argue that an equal part, or maybe even the greater part, has to do with the matter of timing. It has to do with you being ready to settle down and commit to someone in a way that goes beyond the little niceties of giddy romance. How often have you gone through it without even realizing it? When you're not ready to commit in that mature manner, it doesn't matter who you're with, it just doesn't work… Small problems become big; unconsequentials become deal breakers simply because you're not ready and it shows. It's not that you and the person you're with are no good; it's just that it's not yet right, and little things become the flashpoint of that fact.

Then one day you're ready. You really are. And when this happens you'll be ready to settle down with someone. He or she may not be the most perfect, they might not be the brightest star of romance to ever have burned in your life, but it'll work because you're ready. It'll work because it's the right time and you'll make it work. And it'll make sense, it really will. So that day comes when you're finally making sense of things, and you find yourself to be a different person. Things are different, your approach is different, you finally understand who you are and what you want and you've become ready because the time has truly arrived. And mind you, there's no telling when this day will come. Hopefully you're single but you could be in a long-term relationship, you could be married with three kids, it doesn't matter. All you know is that you've changed… And for some reason, the one that got away, is the first person you think about… You'll think about them because you'll wonder, "What if they were here today?" You'll wonder, "What if we were together now, with me as I am and not as I was?"

That's what the one that got away is.

The biggest "What if?" you'll have in your life.

mystery girl

I saw this from a certain friendster blog. Its a girls's post asking answers to these questions.

1.      Baket unfair ang life?

2.      bakit pag in luv bulag?

3.      bakit bulag na, tanga pa pag in luv?

4.      di ba?

5.      bakit wala pa rin pakelam kaht niloloko na?

6.      bakit madali patawarin ang taong mahal mo?

7.      bakit ang lamat mahirap ibalik sa normal?

8.      bakit may mga taong nagrerebelde?

9.      bakit mahirap mainluv?

10.   di ba pedeng mainluv ng di nasasaktan?

11.   bakit may mga taong martyr sa pagmamahal?

12.   bakit may taong tuwang tuwa sa pagmamartyr ng iba?

13.   bakit may mga taong mahirap pagkatiwalaan?

14.   bakit may taong madaling mauto?

15.   bakit may taong sobrang magmahal?

16.   bakit may mga taong kulang magmahal?

17.   bakit may mga taong mahilig mag two time?

18.   pede naming mamili lang ng isa dba?

19.   bakit may mga taong mahilig pumasok sa ganung situation?

20.   bakit may mga pangyayaring sadyang paulit ulit lang?

21.   bakit masarap bigyan ng 1, 2 3, 4 xth chance?

22.   bakit may mga isang chance lang di na pede?

23.   bakit si humpty dumpty hindi nabuo?

Pc’s Answers……

1)      mali ka… life is never unfair… lahat naman tayo pantay pantay e… we all have chances… it’s just a matter of taking the risk or day dreaming about it… parang pag inaapi ka ng tao… unfair talaga… kung papatapak ka lng sa kanila… its your call pa rin… hehe

2)      hindi naman sa bulag… pero di mu lang pinapansin ung mga imperfections nya… because in love… 50-50 partnership nga un deba.. you just see the missing puzzles in your life in the person… kaya para sayo mukhang perfect na sya… kahit tumutulo ung laway nya pag naka-akap sya sayo…

3)      makulit ka rin e noh… ndi nga bulag! Hehe… di rin naman tanga… ang tao pag in love… bara-bara… parang anu yan e… nagprepare ka ng sasabihin mo sa kanya tpus pagkakita mo sya nawala na lahat ng nasa utak mo… na kahit nakita mong nagiicecream/dessert na sya e gagawa ka nalng ng dahilan para makausap sya… like “hi.. me gnagawa ka b? Kumain ka na ?”

4)      “deba?” erhm… if this question is to be answered with yes or no… I’ll go with maybe… hehe opiopinion lng yan e… 

5)      d naman sa walang pakialam… normally kaya walang pakialam kc they’re in love… imagine kahit na todo kwento na ung mga friends mo na nag2-2tym na sya… ayaw mong maniwala… minsan naman di mo lng alam ang gagawin sa kadahilanan na ayaw mo na iwan ka nya kapag tinanong mo sya… so here you are thinking its just a phase / pagsubok na kaya nyong lagpasan or maybe magsasawa rin sya dun sa kalaguyo nya haha!

6)       Madali tlgang patawarin ang tao mahal mo kc mahal mo nga sya! Engeng! Haha parang part eng katawan mo ang isang tao pag mahal mo.. yun bang pag masakit ang katawan nya… d ka rin mapakali… at gusto mo syang tulungan… or even just to ease the pain… deba nga handa ka ng magsakripisyo para sa mahal mo… para kayong manananggal.. kelangan nyong magbati na agad kc maguumaga na…

7)      mahirap ibalik sa normal ang lamat kc mern nang gap… wala ng trust.. kung mern man trust… wla na ung tiwala… (teka pareho lng un ahh…) parang kung magkabalikan man kayo konting issue lng… sumbatan nanaman kayo… parang ipin yan e… pwedeng i-root canal at muling magmumukhan bago… pero sa loob nyan bulok pa rin… ok b? nakuha ko yan sa insan kong dentista… hehe

8)      kc pakiramdam mo pag iniwan ka ng mahal mo… wala ng nagmamahal sayo… feeling mo ginago ka ng lahat… kaya kahit sinong lumapit sayo… tinatarayan mo… lalo na kapag lalake… “parepareho kayong lahat letse!!” kaya nga daming nagpapaparlor… shopping… inuman… “hala! Kahit na magkapudpod na ung credit card mo sa kakaswipe ok lng masaya ka e!” by the way, here’s some interesting fact… ang problema ay marunong lumangoy… don’t even think about drowing them… =)

9)      depende… mahirap tlgang mainluv… sa kadahilanan na cguro sa mga nakaraan mo… its possible na takot ka na maulit ung mga masasakit na pangyayari… pero I can’t really say na mahirap… I never find it difficult… “parang ung kaibigan ko… nakita nga lng nya ung bag sa Louis vitton” (nak’ ng tatay…) “ sabi nya sakin mahal ko na sya… sniff hehe”

10)      Malabo un dude… kc sa buhay people evolve… d pwede na me camera lng fone mo… ngyn kelangan me 3G ka na… hehe… pero don’t be sad… circumstances like this will help you both grow… kung ang mga tao nga sa movie nagaaway e samantalang puro happy moments na nga un e… sa totoong buhay pa kaya…!? The key is in the way on how you will handle it…

11)   Kc mahal mo nga e… kaya ang daming taong gnyan... gaya ng… kht na malaman mo na pinagsabay-sabay nya kayong tatlo e okey lng sayo… kc nahuli naman sya tpus iniwan sya ung dalawa… ikaw na ang natira… para sayo nawala na ung first 2 sentence ng sinabi ko kc ang importante solo mo na sya ngyn deba… hehe… nakakalimutan mo yan mga bagay na yan kc ayaw mo syang mawala sa buhay mo… natural!

12)   Kaululan lng yun! D pa kc nila naeexperience ang mag mahal ng lubos… kaya gnun… panu mo malalaman ang pakiramdam ng babaeng me PMS kung lalake ka! Deba? Masakit daw ang puson…? Anu malay ko dun! Taga bili lng ako ng napkin nya e…

13)   I think its in the past… natural pag nadapa ka na sa butas na yan… natural ayaw mo na dumaan dun uli! Marami rin ang madaling pagkatiwalaan…kung ako hihiraman ni Katrina halili ng isang milyon pambili ng make-up nya… ay sus.. isasangla ko ung bahay namin mapahiram lng sya… gnun ba.. hehe pero kung c belia flores ang hihiram… pamparetoke ng face… ay sus… ma’am… kukulangin po tayo.. sa iba na lng po kayo manghiram… nyehehe (no offense po!)

14)   D naman sa gnun… actually mas marami nga ang taong mahirap mapaniwala… kc dahil sa mga past nila… they got hurt by other people… and they tend to set their standards higher… kc gusto na nilang maging sure… sigurista! Yon! (god I’m good!)

15)    Gnun yan… lalo na sa mga first love… jan ang simula e… you thought he’s the one… save the best for last nga deba… e kilala mo b kung sino ung last mo? Natural akala mo sya na… then after sakatan ka nya.. you start to be… exactly what I said back at number 14

16)    kulang magmahal… aray! Sakit naman nun… parang d sya sure sayo pero sinagot ka nya or vice versa… it’s either they take you for granted because they gave their all in their previous relationship… that I has made them think na you could be the same… OR MAYBE…! maybe ikaw ang me kulang… kaya wag masyadong pakipot! Kc men are not mind readers! Aayaw-ayaw ka tpus gusto mo pala…

17)   ahh yess! I know the answer(got this inspirational words from michiepie)… life is short! Natural gusto mo ito e gusto mo rin yun! E bakit di mo pagsabayin! E baka ma-tsunami ka bukas sa beach… tska para matpus na lahat ng what if’s mo! 

18)   Teka  teka… e pareho lng ung tanung sa 17 e… labo mo! Pero since I’m in the mood… haay… parang electronics yan e… natural d ka kuntento sa kung ano mern ka e… kaya ka naghahanap ka ng iba… ikaw b kung busog na naghahanap pa ng pagkain…!? Ahhh don’t think soooo!

19)   This is bullshit… I’ve heard this reasoning once----> Iniisip kc nila na bata pa sila… madami pang dapat maexperience… risk taking… thrill… haay grabe… pero etong isa me point sya… he told me “ kc gusto ko pag tanda ko marami akong makukwento ako sa mga apo ko… na alam nyo b mga apo… yun ang first kiss ko! Yun ang first gelpren ko… yun isa naman iniskoran ko! Sobrang hottie yan noon… eto pa.. etc..” ang boring nga naman kung kkwento mo sa mga apo mo na “etong lola nyo ang first en last ko”… yun lng…? hehe

20)   Naniniwala ka b sa “de javu”… but I don’t think so… nasasayo lng yan e… but shit happens! Yon totoo yun! Parang ung mga taong umuutang sayo… ang hirap na nga singilin  galit pa! tpus pag katpus mag bayad hihiram ulit syo… but this tym umiiyak na… kc it’s a matter of life n death na daw etc… ikaw naman natural maawa ka! Me puso ka naman cguro noh…! Parang ung mga nagddiet…. Yep! Paulitulit nga lng yan…! If only you let it happen…

21)   I think it’s a combination of love & hope… you love the person & you hope na natuto na sya sa gnawa nya… and you like to see the improvements… hoping that nagbago na nga sya… and over and over and over… parang energizer din yan e… pero there are times kc naman na tlgang nagbabago ung mga people… but i just don’t grantee that… alam mo naman ang elepante pagnakatulog paggising nya elepante pa rin sya…

22)   Maybe they’ve seen to many elephants…? Hehe… pero sa tingin ko d rin tlga sya sure sayo… tpus you messed up pa! kya gnun… or maybe… things of the past din… malas mo lng…

23)   Nyak! Nak ng tatay akala ko seryoso lahat ng tanung! Me sumably pa! haha pero cge I’ll try… hmmn… cguro kc iisa lng kc ang kulay nya e… mahirap un… kung ung crossword puzzle nga me clue na mahirap pa rin e… tska wala naman mightybond nung mga oras na un… pero alam mo… kaya sya buohin e… kaso wala pang CSI nung mga tym na un… kung anjan lng sana c grissom… haay… hehe

perfect man..? no such thing!

hehe... finally.. i got some time to write this down... ehrm... i'm sorry ladies... this is gonna be sad... hehe..

(here it goes....)

a perfect man is gentle, never cruel or mean. he has a beautiful smile & keeps his face so clean. the perfect man likes kids & will raise them by your side. he will be a good dad, as well as a good husband to his bride. the perfect man loves cooking & cleaning too. he'll do anything in his power to convey his feelings of love to you. the perfect man is sweet. he's a bestfriend to your mother & kisses away your pain. he never has made you cry or battered in any way......

argh! To Hell with this endless poem......

.......the perfect man is GAY!

tama naman deba? no such thing as a person so perfect...

d ka naman perpekto pero naghahanap ka ng perpekto... umm!

sad truth

akala ko darating ang araw na magkikita tayo kapag tama na ang mga mali.... pero bakit ngayong tama na ang mga mali... mali na ang mga dating tama... ='c

my shattered belief

i believe in the sayin'

"you try... you fail.. you try... you fail... but the true failure is only achieve when you stop tryin'"

e panu kung.....

"gusto kong ipaglaban ang pagmamahal ko.. pero ung mismong taong ipinaglalaban ko na ang mismong nagsasabing "talo ka na"

lalaban ka pa kaya?

sheessh... ang cheezy hahaha!

para sayo ito... i hope ur reading....=i

You Said hello 
Inside i'm screaming I love you
You said goodnight
In my mind i'm sleeping next to you

you drive away
from a car crash of a hurt
and I don't know

CHORUS                  
cause you gave me the best mixtape I had
even all the bad(sad) songs ain't so bad(sad)
I only wish there was more than that
about me and you

you talk to him
and it burns me like the sun
you talk to her
and you say that you feel like he's the one

I talk to me
cause you can't hear the pain I feel
and you don't know

CHORUS (you gave me the best...)

BRIDGE

Don't turn around and say "bye again"
cause it crushes my head when you call me your friend
i'm not the same person from back in the day
in back of the class that you thought was gay
no I can't find the words cause i lost them the minute
they fell out my mouth it's love and I'm in it
so give me your lips
and just let me kiss them
or let's get messed up and drunk and listen to the....

(CHORUS)